kelli, sunday, january 16:

'stop ian curtis suiciding over there!!'



what? no funny?

Hey Glenn Danzig,

I know that the rumors about a Rock of Love featuring you aren't true, but if they were... sigh.

(then again, I'm sure he doesn't look anything like this anymore)

best compliment i've ever received.

An email from my sister...

"If you were a star this is what you'd be:

"Renegade" Stars Tearing Across Universe, Hubble Shows"

"You're welcome!"

Last night I was fortunate enough to catch the live premiere of sketch comedy duo Sausage. Playing to a sold out crowd at the Theatre Building Chicago, Sausage managed to blend pop culture snarkishness and self-deprecating humor, with a dash of ridiculousness.

Highlights? The shooting of Pete Wentz bit was pretty goddamn hilarious.

Also, unbeknownst to me, I was featured in one of their sketches, via old footage from an audition tape. Huzzah!

gee, i wonder why this company didn't take off.

oh lenny.

Go now!

Y'all should be following and reading this blog. Soon to be chock full of videos and hilarity!

it's the little things.

quoi?

Well last night was great for two reasons.

One! I was rollerskating with friends and landed on my ass. Not just any kind of fall, but the spectacular wipeout you wish you'd gotten on camera. Luckily, my rather ample behind cushioned the fall.

Two! I had my first speaking role yesterday, in my friend Jimmy Shay's audition tape. What was my motivation? I couldn't really tell you... but here's hoping that Jimmy gets the TV show!

time to get ill.

Yep. We're totally retarded.

I feel like I win when I lose!

A dialogue* between the male and female members of ABBA, as imagined by myself and my colleague, Mark Daniels:


BENNY: We never sing on the hits! Does Your Mother Know is it! It's always the girls!

BJÖRN: You cunts would be NOTHING without us!

AGNETHA: We DON'T need you!

BENNY: Yes you do! Otherwise you'd just be "Aaah"! Which doesn't sound good at all!

ABLABLA(?): "Buhhh" doesn't sound much better!


Ahhh... maybe this was funnier in the car last night on the way to the apartment.

*Translated from the original Swedish version.

O Hai

This is what I did after work.



Featured lolcats in training: my sister's adorable little hellions, Lupe and Iggy

amazing.