A dialogue* between the male and female members of ABBA, as imagined by myself and my colleague, Mark Daniels:
BENNY: We never sing on the hits! Does Your Mother Know is it! It's always the girls!
BJÖRN: You cunts would be NOTHING without us!
AGNETHA: We DON'T need you!
BENNY: Yes you do! Otherwise you'd just be "Aaah"! Which doesn't sound good at all!
ABLABLA(?): "Buhhh" doesn't sound much better!
Ahhh... maybe this was funnier in the car last night on the way to the apartment.
*Translated from the original Swedish version.
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