I feel like I win when I lose!

A dialogue* between the male and female members of ABBA, as imagined by myself and my colleague, Mark Daniels:


BENNY: We never sing on the hits! Does Your Mother Know is it! It's always the girls!

BJÖRN: You cunts would be NOTHING without us!

AGNETHA: We DON'T need you!

BENNY: Yes you do! Otherwise you'd just be "Aaah"! Which doesn't sound good at all!

ABLABLA(?): "Buhhh" doesn't sound much better!


Ahhh... maybe this was funnier in the car last night on the way to the apartment.

*Translated from the original Swedish version.