1.31.2008

'He smells like what I think Pierce Brosnan probably smells like.'

●Today I happened upon an episode of The Office I hadn't seen before. It was like the writer's strike never happened!

●And today while making my trek across the vast tundra of Illinois, I saw yet another black Toyota Yaris. Marge and I just saw one yesterday in Palatine. And since I bought the damn car, I've seen about ten or fifteen of 'em. But is it because the black four-door Toyota Yaris is a hot ticket item, or is it just because I've got one now? When I had the '92 Cutlass Ciera (also lovingly known as my bucket 'o junk), I saw them EVERYWHERE. Why is that?!

●Also, I just got suspiciously spammy job offer from some jackass on Facebook. What is this, MySpace?

This article is pretty depressing. And apparently, so is being in the Army...

●Oh, and take that, you record store working, indie rock loving, tight jean wearing, internet surfing, elitist hipster fucks! Yep, I went there.

4 comments:

Jimmy S. said...

That job offer from Facebook reminds me of the Waylon Smithers quote that goes something like, "Can't a man walk down a street without being offered a job! I thought this was america".

Kimmy T said...

Aww, I love Smithers. My favorite closeted homosexual.

Blorch said...

Dude! I got that too! It's, like, he DID go to our school and everything, but I didn't even recognize his name and he was acting all chummy and shit. 'Least my mental spam filter is still working, I guess.

Jillian said...

is that top quote from the office?